When the Broncos selected Chad Kelly with the last pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, porn star and Florida State fan Mia Khalifa couldn’t resist taking another shot at the former Ole Miss quarterback.
Mr. Irrelevant ?
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) April 29, 2017
“Mr. Irrelevant”, of course, is the nickname bestowed upon the last pick in every year’s NFL Draft. There’s irony in the “Mr. Irrelevant” title – being the last pick is better than not being picked at all, and being picked at all means you’re pretty good at football.
Khalifa, though, interpreted the term in the most literal of ways in order to advance her public shaming of Kelly.
Khalifa’s chides began early last football season, when her beloved Seminoles came back from a 28-6 halftime to beat Kelly’s Rebels, 45-34. Kelly had four touchdown passes in the first half of that game, but three interceptions in the second.
Turns out, Kelly, who is the nephew of Bills Hall of Fame QB Jim Kelly, may have not gone into the game with the right focus. He may have been, you know, trying to bed a porn star.
According to Khalifa, he was messaging her on Twitter before kickoff. She was having none of it.
Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM’s #NOLES pic.twitter.com/GJcFTHwmTh
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016
Kelly wasn’t about to give up easily, and about a month later, he tried his luck with the porn star again.
You probably saw this coming, but he was shot down –again.
YO, @OleMissFB, come get your man ? pic.twitter.com/FHT2UgU2j0
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 15, 2016
We’re still unclear whether it’s Khalifa’s devotion to Florida State or her mad disrespect for Kelly’s game that is prompting her to publicly trash him, but her latest, the “Mr. Irrevelant” tweet, makes it seem like an obsession.
We mean, he reached out to a super-hot chick to see what would happen. Who can blame him?
You’ve been there, too; hopefully your approach was smoother than Kelly’s.
